May 2013
lameborghini:
if u make ur hot chocolate with water when milk is available dont associate with me
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via victorielle)
biologytextbook:
i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.”
– Aldous Huxley (via miel-doux)
gumiappendsweet:
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
